Mark Paoletta genuinely tried to argue the kid wasn't technically a dependent so it didn't count. Cool! So we can check their tax returns to make sure?

Why do you need to heat water that's already hot?

Not to be confused with your cold water heater.

Now I’m not a doctor, but I have a cat, so I know a little something about biology. My vet told me this cat would be healthier and happier if I had him neutered, so I did, and goshdarn if he isn’t just the sweetest, most contented little guy now. Mike Pence seems very agitated, and I can’t help thinking, based on my…

Is there a text version of this? I’m not pivoting to video.

No one really thought it was anything else, did they?

Sarah Sherman finding new ways to demonize Colin Jost is something I did not realize I needed in my life.

My favorite part of the episode was Sarah Sherman antagonizing Colin Jost. Unlike Lisa from Temecula, that premise will never not be funny to me.

Mel Gibson is the opposite of Keanu Reeves in terms of being a good dude.

I feel okay passing on this one.

He’s a former Xbox controller modder who parlayed his modding skills into a career as an Oscar-nominated actor somehow.

Who knows, maybe she actually got paid 8/5ths what Douglas made!

Seriously. Pluto TV is owned by Paramount (which is why there’s so much Paramount/CBS/Viacom content on it) and this writer thinks they’re streaming illegal content? The answer to how Pluto TV “pulls this off” is they PAY for the content which (as you point out) is paid for with advertising.

Pluto has long held the “how is this streaming service legal and what kind of data are they stealing from me” title, successfully fending off fellow impossible-to-believe streamer Tubi

Joker may be the single worst movie I’ve ever seen.

My money is on Ron Jeremy, who back then I could see the show trying to court as a guest star.

imagine being enough of a fuckhead to type and publish this comment, seek help

Definitely agree with Tremblay. Shyamalan loves stories that affirm the power of faith and belief, but as a result he ends up creating a world where a dude has to kill himself so planes will stop falling out of the sky. Why would you want to place your faith in that kind of deity/celestial whatever?

Or – and hear me out – making your bed is NOT important. Don’t make your bed.

That was my experience too. I thought it was going to be a modern comedy about how things have changed since cheesy 90's sitcoms, but they seemed to pull a bait-and-switch and plunge right back into the cheese.

They aren’t aliens, they are a species that evolved before humans on Earth and were wiped out 77,000 years ago by a coronal mass ejection hitting the planet. The game’s lore borrows quite a lot from the “ancient aliens” hypothesis, like the Isu supposedly engineered humans in their image, to be a servant species, but…