Hard to say considering we’re virgins, all of us.

Find something to talk to.

I can eat dinner over the kitchen sink every day! It's awesome.

Laci Green does a good take-down of this:

Meet the YouTube Creep: a thirsty male ally in his twenties who presents himself as a kind, caring soul. A friend. A confidant who really gets it. A shoulder to cry on. A wise older mentor. A person who would never in a million years commit statutory rape, because he's not like that.