I’ve never owned one and probably never will (I hear it was a real turd of a car), but one car that I’ve always admired from afar is the first-gen Dodge Intrepid. The second-gen looked too bloated, but I love the sleek design of the original. And that greenhouse looks like it offers great visibility for the driver.

Sir, do you know how fast you were going?

Wrong wheels, wrong stance, wrong year, Wrong exhaust, half-assed, Pep Boys engine build, standard C3 Corvette body chasms. CP.

This car looks like the one’s I draw on paper because I am a shitty drawer. 

I don’t believe you. This was definitely a JDM-only car with a campaign built on American lifestyle branding, sort of like Bill Murray selling whiskey. This car was never on American roads. Nope, I’m sure of it.

Did Pyros have any porno to pass the time?  Please tell me there was Porno for Pyros.

Examine why you were so quick to reactionary anger here. Refelct how you can better manage this fault within yourself.

That’s so 2015.

I think it’s hilarious that they made the splitter protection color matching rust brown....like those fuckers wouldn’t have fallen off decades before this level of rust set in...

“Did I remember to plug in the car?”

“Maybe I should stop being such a dick”

Cambridge Dictionary:
Erratic-Changing suddenly and unexpectedly

Well you have to remember that the agreement was regarding the Scorpio, not the Roxor. The scorpio looked nothing like a Jeep (well maybe the liberty).

The good news: Diesel M-Bs of this era will run forever.

It’s a “what the hell” car, and it’s “what the hell” money, but somehow those two don’t meet here. I don’t see it at $2500. Crack Pipe.

I’d pay him a grand, absolute tops . . . and probably regret being even that generous. $500 sounds more in line with what he’s got.

Ditto; Jalopnik used to be a place where you could go to read about cars and just enjoy the scene. It didn’t matter if you were on the right or left, conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, because none of that ever came up.

Could this actually be a good thing for Tesla?  SEC bitchslaps him, investors revolt until a real CEO is put in place, leaving Musk to be the visionary / rocket man?

It’s been waiting...