Guy isn't Corinthian, by any chance?

Behold! The Motor Trend Car of the Year for 1976! The all-new and exceptional Plymouth Volare!
The car that nearly bankrupted Chrysler & caused their giant management shift in the early '80s. This is the car that caused Chrysler to be bailed out by the US federal government (the first time). What a horrific piece of…

Terrible. Transmission suffers from servo bore problems as well as solenoid pack failures through both gens. Trans wont make it to 150k miles ($2500). First gens have timing chain issues, won't make it to 130k miles without replacement ($1000-2000). First gens have a hydraulic cooling fan that will need replacement…

Look at it.

Fiser. Because they want to continue the association with Viagra that they started with the Ram Long Horn.

This is a Chrysler 200.

It's one of the few cars that looks weird in monochromatic form.

The "meh" in the people recording this is the real joy of this video.

No, I think this one counts as just religious.

That was sarcasm... The problem with sarcasm is when someone does get it.

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Don't forget they made the Equus VS460 to go after the Lexus LS460

Wow! Is that straight from the show room?

Stop giving Media Coverage to these assholes.

NO. Just no. I hate how this looks on every car out there that has this, including the GT-R. I normally agree with you on everything Torch, but definitely not this.

H1 is kind of a surprise to me on this list, especially at a higher position than the Chevette. I'd say, even if it isn't fuel thrifty or fast, it's at least a true Hummer, versus the Chevy trucks in Hummer clothing.

"You, too, can elicit this awkward expression from women with the YEROBIOIN PUMA!"

Welcome to our new feature on Jalopnik, "Will it Bear?" where we assess the adequacy of various vehicles to transport your furry ursine friend.

Built in navigation. You pay $2k for an option that is far inferior to any smartphone. The maps are already outdated. They then charge you for updating those maps.