They then tried the Patriot, a car that we should probably just forget ever existed, even though it inexplicably still does.

If only Facebook could have the same strict journalistic integrity as Gawker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

That is so impressive. You almost have to wonder what in the world they were thinking people would need to carry with them.

Do you even Bible, bro? Shame of your naked body is in ther like crazy early on.

But you can always put the top up, which is something I would do if I were parking it in the baking sun anyway. Unless I was just running in really quick or something.

I own 3 black on black vehicles. None are convertibles, but one is t-tops so almost. I’m not going to park a car all day in the hot sun with the top down. I don’t see this as a problem. When it’s fricken hot out, it’s fricken hot in all cars, regardless color and fabric combo. But I live in Ohio, not Arizona.

I buy that. Just saying that the study doesn’t prove this because they had no baseline on these same people before the weight loss.

Sorry, can’t do cloth. And the Abarth has great looking wheels already. And for 1500 you can upgrade to the red Brembos, which go great with the red/black leather seats and red paint. $30,685 well spent

But ARE their metabolisms slower than before? They didn’t test them before, so how would they know? The study only says they burn X amount of calories less than expected. What does that even mean? I expect people that have struggled with obesity their whole lives to have really low metabolisms.

Best thing Tavarish has ever written. Well done!

Yes. Works on my iPad, not on my iPhone. No comment section = no reason to read Jalopnik.

The original visa application that stated DOB was 1986

Exactly, which is why the test is useless. It’s not a crash test, it’s a well planned stunt.

They chose to do that alarmingly close to that building.

This is what I want to know too! This is a very important detail.

Ya. So what?

I enjoyed the light-hearted musical number that these horrific scenes were set to.

pssst, i was just making a funny

Follow up to that anecdote:

But you can upgrade at any time? What about the second owner? Do they lose this feature unless they pay Tesla again?