I guess these people are just trying to appear in the final cut of the ad, and the best way to make the cut is by gushing at a crummy Chevy like it's the greatest thing they've ever seen.

The least essential awards in music/long form T-Mobile ad?

The face he made after that botch was the highlight of the main event.

Extremely 2016-appropriate.

This is completely unimportant, but I can't get past this sentence:
"…which should be easier to finish, since the last couple seasons were pretty bad"

I read somewhere that O'Neil was the highest paid actor on TV by the end of the run.

With a lot of animals, it comes down to how they've been portrayed —in everything from fairy tales to horror movies- and general ignorance. Most spiders, snakes, sharks, etc… are completely harmless; meanwhile humans are huge and many are looking to kill certain things on sight for no reason.

This is why I come here, anywhere else and a post about spiders would be followed by nothing but declarations along the lines of "kill it with fire!!!"

The Chevy ad where some guy quips "it looks like a BMW!" while looking at a Malibu gives me the same reaction. And I don't even like Bimmers.

Despite their awfulness, someone in Chevy management loves these ads, because they've been doing it for years, to the point where I instinctively change the channel every single time they come up.

Even though this seems like the only 'safe space' left on the web, I could definitely do with less T**** in my daily life.
I believe what makes that clan happier than anything else is when the media pays attention to them.

If the last time you saw one of their ads was days ago, it may just mean you don't watch much TV.

You guys still getting that sweet Duracell money?

But… why tease us like this?

Yeah, that's how I read this. Sounds like De Niro was just drunk.

On the flip side, a lot of these assholes do what they do specifically for the momentary spotlight.

It's impressive work alright, but as someone who avoids election coverage (because the attention is all Trump really wants in the end), I couldn't last more than 4 minutes.

It's pretty safe to say the vast majority of people here haven't seen The Simpsons in years, either.

This one Simpsons quote is the most memorable thing about Home Improvement.

Kind of a bad example. Unless the point you're making is that PBS already airs it like once a week.