Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

Here’s the actual context and quote. This was delivered in Philadelphia.

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Yeah...that’s not how handicaps work. My mom has severe nerve damage in her back, which of course effects her legs. She needs exercise, she’s supposed to get exercise, but after 45 minutes to an hour of walking around the grocery store or wherever else life takes her, it’s really very hard for her to walk a long way…

So, you’d be clapping along, then? I think you missed empathy class, go spend a little time with someone who looks okay but can only stand or walk for short bursts without being in pain, or who doesn’t know when their Parkinson’s might cause them to barely be able to move at all. You clearly know nothing of others’…

It’s a much bigger dick move for a 50+ year old coach to call out his player like this in a press conference. Bill Self is an insufferable prick which I guess explains his need for dick moves.

So tl;dr Greg Olsen suffers from premature ejaculation and compensates with presumably flaccid ear sex.

In that gif he’s listening to the radio calls for help from Benghazi ambassadors.