Do you think the average Cybertruck owner cares about that?

That’s probably due to the CT weighing the same as a medium sized moon. Tire grip (and wear) are going to be phenomenal!

Back then, nobody could stop short. I found that the 70 Corvette had 147 ft stopping distance from the same test (on the narrower tires that came with the base model).  I expect a LOT of cars back then had similar braking distances.  The fact the car could stop and not idle off with faded brakes was considered a win.

The issue also was tires. The 185/70R14 tires, and quality of OEM tire, are not nearly as sticky (nor as wide) as the modern day tire design meaning the tires get overwhelmed quickly leading to the skid. ABS would likely increase the braking distances in this case since it’s dry and ABS is not designed specifically to…

Reality Of Owning The Hottest Tesla

DON’T U DARE SUGGEST THAT PERFECT BABY CYBERTRUCK HAS NO CRUMBLE ZONES!!1 THE DRIVERS ARE THE CRUMBLE ZONES AND ARE PROUD TO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES TO ALMIGHTY SPACE KAREN.

This is not the first story I’ve read about CT’s being delivered dirty. You’d think for $100k+ and a blood pledge to support the company for better or worse that Tesla could do a little better.

you’d think they gave him aa reacharound too.

i call my truck the beast but its a 99 powerstroke 4wd crew f350 and its loud and smelly and huge and i love it.  its also going to survive the apocalypse because you cant kill a 7.3. 

Every time I’ve bought a new car, it came with a full tank of gasoline. Do they not fully charge cybertrucks as part of delivery?  The guy’s first drive was to a charging station 35 miles away...

Saw my first one on the road yesterday, apparently a parent at my kids school as they dropped off a kid there too. My kids said it looked, “ugly and dumb”. Very harsh critisism from a 4 and 6 year old. Also, the side of the thing looked terrible. The stainless steel highlights all the irregularities in the fit and…

“Tesla went above and beyond to fix my truck today and get it back to me this afternoon. Very happy. The Tesla Pensacola service center stepped up and did an awesome job.”

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

He’s likely already fully stocked on the kool-aid since he bought his “beast” to begin with (why do they keep calling them that?). But yeah, I’ve never seen someone so proud and happy after just having their 35-mile-old vehicle dumping out coolant. This is just weird.

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

As a National guy, the best thing about them is the Emerald Aisle.

Its weird that someone in the Presidents Circle at Hertz couldn’t get this resolved immediately using their hotline. If those clowns didn’t give me an answer I wanted to hear in 5 minutes, I would have called my credit card company. Maybe the Hertz accounting department could explain to American Express why $277 was…