No snark.

They wouldn’t let him have jersey number 69, so he refused to go.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

“Walker told me I have AIDS" is one of the greatest going-to-hell moments in late night history

That was my guess!

i guessed it!

Are we going by baseball standards, where a .400 average is actually sensational?

Did Edward Norton rewrite this article to leave out his being recast as the Hulk?

But when you try to order tickets online, don’t be surprised to see the film billed instead as ‘Gennaro’.

A lot of movie subscription services have popped up since. I’d probably say the Netflix of theater chain subscriptions. They were the reason a lot of major chain (Cinemark, AMC, etc) have started their own.

“Mind you, I may be playing fast and loose with the age cutoff” — Roman Polanski

I have said before that the Robocop remake would have been an okay scifi movie if they ignored that it was a Robocop reboot and called it something like “Machinecop”. It was not terrible but it was not Robocop

There! Is that better?

Iceland, as IceHippo says.

I misread the headline and thought the customer had asked someone to spit in his burger. Like some kind of kink thing.

Iceland.

Counter-point: the Mexican fans throw cups of warm piss on visiting teams at Azteca.

I cant believe I even clicked on this article but here I am

I wonder if he’ll go watch The Search For Spock.