It’s Helen Mirren. Your argument is invalid.

once again we’ve got trouble with a Correa near the 38th parallel.

Dwyane Wade: (Signs contract)

They basically ruined the show by cutting it down to half an hour, which is a damn shame. Like you said, the only good part of it now is the opening commentary (although the interview can be good too, depending on who he has on).

Keith Olbermann has never been told any topic is off limits for his commentary nor has continuation of it been part of any conversation about his future at the company. For example, he has never been told to shut the hell up about Roger Goodell, or Bud Selig, or NASCAR, or competitive poker, and has never been told…

So ESPN severs ties with Simmons and Olbermann, both original content creators, for cost cutting measures.

Olbermann may be a pompous ass, but he is very rarely wrong

NFL shows (all of them, not just ESPN) are terrible. I don’t even like baseball and I’d bet Baseball Tonight is 100x better than any NFL show on any network.

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

Feel free to use that one whenever.

Wait a minute, why did I post this?

“Mr. Gilbert, Lebron has opted out of the last year of his deal with us.”

You and me both, my friend.

Both off the Cubs. Beautiful.

Hard to pick a most incredible thing about Jim Abbott, but I humbly submit the fact that the dude owns two career base hits and three RBI.

Wow, definitely his greatest burn since “The lord must really have it in for that little boy” in BASEketball.

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

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Houston makes the most sense to me because of the aforementioned bidding for Bosh last summer. They want that stretch-4 so badly, so that Dwight has even less pressure to be an actual physical center.

But he gave the story some color by the end.