I’m really really hoping this turns out to be like the scene in The Dark Knight with Kraft as Maroni saying ‘But you said, Brady would get fewer games if we took the penalty’ followed by Goodell’s Dent like response ‘I said it couldn’t hurt your chances’

Guy walks into a bar at 1:55am as the lights are getting turned on and drunk people are filing out.

This was the wall paper on my phone for a good while. Such an amazing still.

Anybody else on the Grantland staff. Buster Olney, Jayson Stark, Tim Kirkjian. Anything outside of their main baseball coverage really depresses me lately. Once in awhile there’s some great longform journalism. The story about the Penn track athlete who committed suicide was especially powerful. But they tend to hide…

Mental. Skinner's Vietnam flashbacks were some of the greatest bits in the show's history. As were virtually all his interactions with Mother.

Skinner's not on the list. (Him not watching would be the only reason for his exclusion)

Did you stop watching before they introduced Principal Skinner?

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

“The contract, Cashman said, gives the Yankees “the right but not the obligation” to pay A-Rod.”

You could just wear one, too. Clearly, those on the list will only be able to sleep with each other.

That is some powerful advice. Thanks, Doc!

Fair point!

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

I give him some credit for barely flinching when a foul ball is flying right at him. Everyone near him ducks for cover.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

I’m not sure the Braves are as doomed as you say they are, Rohan. They’ve gone from two BJ Upton’s to no BJ Upton’s in the course of six months.

“I’m not fucking sensitive!!! I just wish people would listen instead of yelling into me all fucking day, is that too goddamn much to ask??? :(”

Yeah, or don’t do that

You are responding more thoughtfully than any Internet Commenter needs to, especially for a reasonable assertion to start this off.

*Krizilonski