Or vaginal excretions on a backpack?

I’ll take “Blatantly Missing the Point” for $600, Alex.

The coke head of pitchers, Lance McCullers

He’s also from the next town over from me in CT. My sister played softball against his sister (nope, that’s nowhere close to “He and I are tight”).

“Astros fan convinces self Astros will win”

I know *you* are.

If you don’t get any of this by now, I don’t think any amount of explanation will make the lightbulb go on.

I was going to say “Way to change the subject,” but that would be inaccurate since you’re verbally farting all over this comment board.

Although I suspect you probably don’t care much for nuance, context does matter. Portnoy is a professional working with other professionals. He should never, EVER refer to his professional colleagues as boys and girls, especially if he’s their superior. So, let me adapt your question for the situation: have I ever in…

<Ron Howard voice>

You never give up, huh?

Maybe UConn should just help kids cheat next time rather than give them bad grades.

Interesting comment, I liked it when you used it literally word-for-word in your reply to me as well.

*woman/women, not girl/girls

Ah shit, my bad for missing that wording.

I wouldn’t say the ATH contributors aren’t already talented, though. Plus, it’s already by far the most diverse show on ESPN, and Nolan would fit right in. ATH’s mixes of panelists run the gamut. They’ve had panels where half are LGBT, or where all are women, or where half are of a racial/ethnic minority, etc. It’s…

Oh, I mean, the name was real. Just not really his.

He’s never been afraid to bash GWB. I remember how during the debates he managed to get Trump supporters on board with “Going into Iraq was wrong.”

I’m going to sound so sanctimonious right now, but...did we really need a LifeHacker article for this tip? Who hasn’t thought of this?

They really don’t look half-bad.