The officer was just surprised he was finished so early.

My brother was once pulled over and asked what his astrological sign is as part of determining sobriety, but he had no idea in the first place what it was! (He was sober and doing nothing illegal, to be clear; he just got pulled over.)

All the pluses

[something about “grabbing”]

Bunting for base hits is not necessarily “abhorred” by modern statisticians. In fact, I’d be willing to wager they recommend bunting to lightning-fast guys who bat lefty (or switch, in BH’s case).

Ever see Johnny Weir’s Instagram? Holy shit, that dude is ripped.

Of course that’s not what it means, nobody said that.

As a kid who loved “D2: The Mighty Ducks” growing up...man, that movie is really awful.

Because trans people are scary, duh!

I’m a male teacher, and I worry enough about simply being in a classroom alone with a female student (I always leave the door open). I’d never demand a female student come with me to change her clothes.

I don’t know about this logic. I get it, but what happens when you get sentenced to life in prison? How can you escape regardless of your immortality?

You have some pretty strong willpower for an unemployed person.

I found him, he’s still in my copy of “Sega Sports MLBPA Baseball” Genesis game.

You know I can’t credibly believe you then, right?

“The only surprising thing about Bliss’s resignation is that he held a job for this long.”

This isn’t a “pics or it didn’t happen” request: do you have a source for that?

I won’t try to apologize for him, though he was throwing out suggestions. I agree with you, the game doesn’t need gimmicks to make people think it’s exciting - as a lifelong UConn women’s fan, I know how exciting women’s basketball can be.

A lot of coaches are inducted while active, though it makes more sense when it’s folks like Jim Calhoun and Geno Auriemma, who were several-hundred game winners & multiple title winners at the time of their inductions. (Yeah, I’m a shameless UConn lifer/alum.)

[looks at today’s date]

Troubling comments no doubt, but to dismiss Geno as an out-of-touch, deluded, sexist asshole for this is foolish. Have you paid attention to almost everything else he’s ever said as UConn’s coach?