I can’t stop laughing at the crooked steering wheel after a U-turn. These proud owners are starting to seem like the abused partner in a relationship who still defends the abuser and sticks around for some delusional reason. It’s ridiculous.

“Still love the truck though!”

After watching whislin diesel peel off the pillar trim with his hands I dont think its a very good truck.  Not to mention the frame ripping off completely pulling a F150 off a hill.

Of course it was an Altima driver, and of course the Cybertruck failed to meet a claim. I'm more surprised when a Cybertruck performs as advertised than when one fails. 

It’s like a guitar had sex with a harp. 

What, no, I walked into a door. CT would never hurt me. He often tells me so. He really does love me, you just don’t understand. He needs me. It’s my fault. I can help him if only I could stop making him mad all the time.

Alligators are a lot cooler than any pickup truck though

“Oh, one more thing. This isn’t the first report of a Cyber Truck owner slashing his wrists.”

Damn, Cybertruck owners are literally paying in blood for their incEl Caminos, and saying "thank yousir may I have another".

Official parade car for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

It’s best to just assume from the start that everything Elmo says is a lie.

Even if it’s not the intended purpose, the point is moot because anything can be a butt-plug if you’re brave enough.

did this comment make sense to you as you were typing?

And you could, y’know... Go fuck yourself.

it’s about your fellow Americans