Yes. Anyone would be foolish to go within ten yards of her.

Isn’t she the one who had the whole Jehovah’s Witness NBA player thing in her standup act? Is her whole schtick going on dates with famous men so she can shit-talk them?

LOL remember the time John Stamos tricked a girl who thought she was going to have sex with him and then had his friend sneak in and take his place, unbeknownst to her? Uncle Jesse can fuck right off.

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Cruise—basically people whose careers were partially or entirely built on their physique or good looks—have been seemingly terrified of aging or being doughy for years now. If this is considered progress, it happened a long time ago.

“...neither it’s director, Celine Song, or it’s lead actress...”

“Ariana is serious about Ethan”

Even someone who didn’t totally love Barbie can admit that.

The Grand Ol Opry needs to unclutch their pearls. Elle’s language wasn’t the issue.

Nah, she’s a nepo baby who makes terrible music and, based off the article, is kind of a shitty person. Let her and and her shitty ‘comic actor’ father share the same pigsty.

Or she can just stop touring. She doesn’t need the money and it’s disrespectful to the people who paid ridiculous amounts of money to see her.

There are so many good artists and performers who manage to be on time for their shows (or at least, only slightly late) that it’s a huge mark of disrespect by Madonna to just wait around backstage for 2 extra hours before deciding to come on. She’s not that special or exceptional. And if she can’t manage an 8.30pm…

Madonna’s been horrible for years. It’s about time she paid for it.

I’m just going to say it. The reason you’re not getting a lot of clicks and comments in Dirt Bag anymore is because you’re covering people we don’t give a shit about. Lizzie Maguire and RH (Kyle) gossip.

It’s an autocorrect thing.

Yeah... no. The same has been said about Julia Roberts.

Cynthia Nixon making or not-making a statement about writing Che out of the show will be all you need to know.

It’s an autocorrect thing. I mean, I'm assuming all these sticks are written via text message at this point. 

Walton. Walton Goggins.

Cry harder about it, Audra. Before this site goes down again.

Is he that hot? He looks like a Lord of the Rings elf.