• Caitlyn Jenner wished stepdaughter Khloe Kardashian a happy birthday, saying, “I know I haven’t been perfect.” YA THINK? [Instagram]

When I find myself sifting through a comedian’s deranged ramblings for a kernel or two of “funny,” I’m kinda done.

Offset and Cardi B deserve each other.

Harry thought it was a good idea to tell us about his frostbitten penis and to dox the “older” woman he lost his virginity to. And that’s what the editors left in!

I think the real grift is getting millions of dollars and seemingly producing less than if podcasting was, like, a hobby she fit in here and there as she could. Simmons is dumb, but I think he kind of has a point here for once (which is what makes it doubly funny that he is getting dragged for his stance).

I wonder if Andy would say the same thing about Joe Rogan? His staff provides him with a litany of conspiracy websites and garbage science, but he does seemingly read it all before spewing his mis-information.

Smarmy brown-noser defends boring attention whore.

Andy Cohen’s tongue is permanently superglued to any famous person’s butthole, regardless of said butthole owner’s character.

Lol, said “modeling career” was literally ONE year...as a ‘suitcase model’ on “Deal Or No Deal”! She’s not even a D-list celebrity, no one had really heard much of her prior to meeting Harry tbh.

Just my opinion, but I don’t think they seem that nice at all…

I’ve visited the Archewell website a few times to try to figure that out myself. There is a blog/press room type drop down listing what they have been up to. It’s almost always H&M “met with” underserved communities, “traveled to”, “talked with”. Even, “connected” different charities. But like, not actually doing…

I don't mean this to be snarky, but what charity work do they actually do? Who has been helped by their work? It just seems like they want to be seen as charitable people, instead of actually doing the work.

I’m curious what these 2 do in an average day. I genuinely don’t understand why they couldn’t handle 12 episodes of a podcast over multiple years, with like 3 times the staff of an average podcast. And Harry going on about taking parental leave when his daughter was born... like dude, what work are you on leave from?…

Shes just another celebrity that is a celebrity because she is a celebrity. I’m not surprised that it turns out, she doesn’t have any creative substance to offer.

#Team Orca

No one living in America today deserves reparations.

We need to grant reparations to the descendants of white Union soldiers who died to free the slaves. (Would have been nice if some of them could have, you know, fucking helped). Descendants of the original Irish slaves from 1607 and the hundreds of thousands of Irish slaves brought to the US should be made an…

Black People were taken as Slaves by other Black People in Africa & sold to White People. Best Option would be for American Blacks to SUE Black African Tribes, because that is where it all began. Good Luck!

Nobody’s paying your dumb ass for some shit that didn’t even happen to you.