Can you tell us more about the transitive property of relationship speech? I’m trying to figure out if this means that, through my wife’s mouth, I recently called one of our neighbors a nosey bitch...

Lee Marvin.

Weirdly, yes. They each have their own different brands of stupid, and after all this time, I find them distinctive. RockHard, for instance, only seems to know about fifteen words that he rearranges at random. ModsLoveMe speaks senselessly (and exclusively!) through a single, beautiful Kindergarten Cop gif that has…

I’m convinced at least one of those accounts is a sitting republican governor. Probably the one with the worst spelling.

Are you suggesting that those are actually four different people?

e) all of the above

Poll time! Based on his devastating wit and clear inability to act more than twelve years old, do we think GOP Josh up there is:

Uh, of course it “involves” them. The lawyer quoted in the article is the lawyer for the company who owns the photos. Responding to demand letters is her job.

I’m sure it WAS a two hour chase. It took the paparazzi TWO HOURS to

“along the highway of life—Rascal Flatts be damned!”

That’s the thing though, isn’t it? We don’t know how close they came to a similar accident.

South Park to the rescue!!

Nah if you were really old you’re know it was Cowlings.  Ya damn diaper baby.

I’m pretty sure the tone I got from all the articles was that this dude is vain and gross, and we’re all pretty much dunking on him (I definitely feel bad about what a monster narcissist he’s probably turned his kid into).

“Hey! ....Hey!.... HEY!

For two people who claim they don’t want publicity, they keep seeking the spotlight every chance they get.

We kind of do though: From all reports it was a low speed circle around the building they had left for about an hour, then they went to a cop shop and got in a taxi, whose driver stated it was nothing like a chase and they were never in danger. No high speeds, no drunk driving, nothing like that situation.

Minor point, perhaps, but OJ Simpson was not soft-pedaling anything, as he was the passenger- making phone calls and threatening suicide. AC Cowlings was the driver.

I don’t think anyone needs to be reminded about what happened to Di, nor about the major differences between what happened then and this instance. 

“but because they felt unsafe and wanted to expose the people who put them in that position.”