Frank Ocean has enough material for more than an hour and a half?  I feel like Frank Ocean has always been more hype than substance.

“whack you off on the street” is the most hilarious mom-error ever. 

Watching these reality dating shows is a great way to realize that dying alone isn’t the worst thing that could happen.

Secure people do not crave public adoration or revel in excessive public displays of wealth so...

Who made these people participate?

I asked to be on a reality TV show that asked me to fall in love just by talking through isolated pods and eventually get engaged, sight unseen and that show literally ruined life.

You might get fucked up, but it isn’t “the show” that did it to you. Its you that did it to you. 

I guess I’m struggling to find sympathy here...what did these people think was going to happen? Do they really think they’re going to find true love via a reality show, or are they just looking for their big break, and are disappointed when it doesn’t happen?

It’s very generous to describe the contestants as well-adjusted; one of the things I find slimiest about the show is they obviously cast people who are desperate for a relationship/family but not mature enough to be in said relationship. 

It’s mainly because they’re both “funny” guys (your mileage may vary on Pete) who are rumored to have big dicks, which places like Jez can’t resist bringing up every time as if it’s the only reason any woman would like them.

Jez is obsessed with the idea that the only reason anyone would date someone like Bill Hader or Pete Davidson is because of their supposed gargantuan wangs.

“Hader, being the tight lipped, big dicked man that he is...”

BAO is definitely very smart. But, often, they hold views that are not aligned with the Blob’s views.

you have a lot of free time is all I can tell

I’m not invested in this at all, and agree that we should all mind our fucking business when it comes to other people’s health, but I do want to point out that what she said is EXACTLY what people with an ED say when someone voices concern about them.

Liz: “I thought you didn’t send pretty girls to jail?”

I agree that “ordering” and “paying” are two different things, although Amber Heard’s donation to the ACLU has nothing to do with this, because “ordering” and “pledging” are also two different things, Heard was not ordered to donate anything to the ACLU. Anyways, so what? She’s already been ordered to pay…

but she started having these kids while she was charged and knew she could potentially go to prison......

Look, you make some good points, but fuck her.