Talk about being a distraction. How to say “ignore the team this is really all about me” without saying it

At this point I think they keep it up because they know it’ll get clicks and comments.  Literally no one but the “authors” here believe she was wrongly imprisoned.  100% agree.

Yes this woman is horrible, but Jesus H. Christ, give it up on Griner. She was NOT wrongfully imprisoned, nor were the drug charges bogus. The SENTENCING may have been extreme because of who she was, and the Russian drug laws may be ridiculous in themselves, but Griner did break the law she was imprisoned for…

In Gwyneth Paltrow’s defense, normally for breakfast she scrambles a couple of jade vagina eggs!

No offense but I would think Reese could be a bit of a handful at times. I don’t know anything about her husband, except he’s an agent.

They were never married

I mean, on the reverse side of that, I love my best friends, but I wouldn’t want to be married to them.

Wilde/Sudeikis aren't divorcing.

Nope. Sorry. Having a tough time feeling sorry for this millionaire who went out of her way to embarrass the father of her children with her ill-considered fling with a pop star - who (to the surprise of literally no one) dumped her and has moved on. File this under: “You should have thought of that before you dragged…

Hi Emily. Why do you and Jezebel continue to lie about Sudekis serving Wilde? He didn’t. A process server did. There’s no evidence that Sudekis had anything to do with it. When you repeat that stuff uncritically it damages your credibility and makes you look like just another PR outlet. Sudekis may be far wealthier…

So you’re just going to accept her statement on the matter as the truth, huh? It’s not like she’s ever been caught lying in public statements.

Jezebel’s insane hatred of this man continues, thankfully no one who isn’t being paid for it agrees

A quick google lists both their net worths at ~$25 million.

The cheater is the villain and I hope he cooks her in court.

Love wasn’t an ‘almost killer’, she was a killer.  She killed several people over the course of 2 seasons.

She woke up each morning and chose that hair. For years. 

Getting some mad Tim Burton-esque Beetlejuice vibes...

So I thought that picture was an exageeration- surely no one had hair that looked like that on the regular?

The only guarantee in this case: whoever loses will approach the bench and ask to talk to the judge’s manager.

The universe gives it how it’s supposed to be given