Yeah, I think I probably jumped the gun on that. But it did give me an opportunity to check out some glamour shots of Ms. Parker, which made being wrong palatable at the very least.

Suzy Parker came long before that whole lot, and that is a hill upon which I will gladly die. (I’m sorry, I don’t know how to delete that second shot. I used to be able to correct my mistakes!)

Except he’s not playing well. 

Did you also have to sell those huge bars of chocolate and almonds? The size of a grown man’s arm? They were so good!

I wonder how many people here have any clue about him marrying himself! That was in...what? ‘95-’96? 27 years ago? I get the feeling that Jez writers fall under a very low bar of Well-Under-Thirty, age-wise.  ;-p

Thank you! Kinda takes the sting out a bit when the asshat utilizes a word that doesn’t even exist!  And seems to be proud of it.

I promptly gave you your star yesterday but returned to say that this response is one for the books. It deserves a spot on one of those “Most Satisfying Things” lists. Brava/o!

“Salchow,” not “sow cow.”  LOL!

“The Try Guys Are Out Here Still Trying...”  which is, unfortunately, more than I can say for Jezebel’s writers.

Being despicable appears to be the one sure-fire way to get attention from Jez writers these days. They think it’s edgy and bold when in reality it’s just lazy.

“...heart-rendering?” Oh, Jezebel, you never fail to frustrate.

Welcome to Jez.

I am certainly not defending “poor innocent” Stroh nor the other idiot but, as a person who has lived a long, long time and who has had her share of...adventures, I’d like to point out that having an affair and having a side piece are (or were back in the day anyway) two very different things. I believe that Ms Stroh…

What has Jezebel’s stable of crack journalists decided is wrong with Guy Ritchie? Aside from the fact that he married Madonna, which makes it look as though something’s going on with the kid, I guess,

As someone has mentioned, “I’m gonna go become a catholic” tells me everything I ever need to know about a person. I got out while the gettin’ was good at roughly 8 years of age. Converts to catholicism are insufferable.

Sometimes, but then we confuse them by attempting to understand things from their point of view. It’s exhausting.

I get the feeling Ms. Banting is a cast-off from Teen Beat.

Oh, THAT ship sailed a long time ago.

If you’re pretending to know something about what’s going on in Dwyane Wade’s life and/or pool, why do you consistently refuse to spell his name correctly?  Huh, Andra?

What the hell is wrong with you?