There’s one (or 2) in every crowd!  :-)

Starred for “ubiquity as individuality.” Practically every “social media person” I stumble upon is indistinguishable from the next.  As always, I blame the kardashians.

This. Also, I wonder at the quality of her queenliness if she raised a cretin like this.

Specifically, he is monstrously inept, and his ineptitude will follow him throughout life, attracting fewer and fewer victims. I’ll take the over on how many times he’s heard, “Don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal. Happens to anyone, babe.”

Star for Agust/Suga!

I’d say your decision to re-enter at this particular juncture was ill-advised at best. Get your facts straight or stfu. (And don’t whine, “Hey, it’s just a question.”  You know exactly what it is.)

Jaysuschrist. Conor and his nanny were playing hide and seek and he fell through a window that was negligently left open by a maintenance worker. Clapton was nowhere near the building. He needs to answer for a lot of shady shit but not the damn death of his son. Gah!

No.

Thank you. There was a whole episode about a competition among all the DM offices regarding which location could lose the most weight. There were “you better lose weight” comments flying all around that episode not aimed at Kelley. 

In every photo of Blackstock I’ve ever seen, he looks like a terrified little pup.  I’m not surprised Kelly chewed him up and spit him out. 

Your parents must be proud.

Seems like a reasonable life choice to me. Get it, Debra, and ignore the dipshit above who commented “Sit, Debra, sit. Bad dog.”

Jezebel:  All the news that fits from 2019.

I’m pissy and bitter for her.

“Remember there are consequences for your sarcastic tone about what’s meaningful to them.”

Take your star.  I’m going to tell people about this one.

This is just a disco regurgitation of “Tail,” which was a proper banger.

I believe Casa Bonita is in bankruptcy, but Matt and Trey DO want to buy it because why not? It is a horrible, terrible restaurant, that’s a fact. But the sopapillas...oh, the sopapillas! Nobody goes there for anything but the sopapillas, and it’s worth the drive out to west Denver. (Half-naked men diving off a cliff…

I’m betting you kiss that face a lot.

“Somebody’s gonna hurt someone before the night is through.