jbtipton
JBTipton
jbtipton

Same with me! My therapy was going nowhere (I thought) until my therapist said, “Let’s rewind. The first thing you have to learn to deal with is that you had terrible parents. They had no business having a child. They were in their early 20s and were clueless long before you came along. You had nothing to do with

Mateus!

I’m thinking it may be because Jez readers, at least, skew more toward the girls’ ages than Michelle and Barack.

Well, thank you very much! Mr. Tipton is 11 years younger than I, and I started to worry about that difference as I got older, since I assumed I’d be infirm many years before he was, but it’s been the opposite. I’m pretty spry and he’s...not.

You’ve always struck me as a reasonable person, so maybe you can understand this:  I was curious about Mr. Grace and found his “Scumbag” on YouTube.  I am a 74-year-old grandmother and think he’s just terrific. The dementia may be taking hold but, if it’s going to continue like this, I’m good with that.

And what a cast!

Oh, my gosh, wasn’t that a good movie?!

You’re the first person I’ve run across who thinks Copland is as good as I do.  I was stunned at that performance!

I think that one time when she was about 4, someone told young Miss Summers that she was cute and she believes she can play that card absolutely every day on this site. But she doesn’t seem to be very good at reading the room.

Oh, noes!  I had no damn clue, but thank you!

Mr. Jordan as Reggie MacDawson on Designing Women will always be a treat.

Yeah, but Melissa McCarthy’s his step-mom, so...

My goodness, Naomi seems exhausting.  Cindy seems, I don’t know, boring?

Can’t count the number of times I found myself muttering, “How much longer does this damn thing go on?” and yeah, I watched it to the end. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Maybe I was waiting for everyone to die?

We had our kitchen redesigned and encountered all of the above but with one interesting twist: The contractor was such an impossible bitch that the one time we questioned what he was doing versus what was in our contract, he screamed, “I don’t care what’s in the contract!” So we learned that contracts don’t mean

Didn’t she say that someone pushed him out the door of a plane somewhere over the Gulf of Mexico? If that’s correct, I’m truly ashamed of myself.

Could someone please tell me what “rearing to beef” means? Is it the same as “raring to go?”

The only thing I question in your statement above is your apparent belief that Jezebel has editors. It’s an understandable misconception that gets blown out of the water after a quick scan of (any) random sentence!

Grandma Know-It-All here.  He wrote that about Diane Lane!