I think that Miss Fuentes deserves a bit more than a throwaway “Parkland Shooting Survivor” in the headline. Jesusfuckingchrist, Kimball.

“Sidney Applebaum, The Jewish Dracula” is still the funniest thing I think I’ve ever heard on TV.

“The Thrill Is Gone.” Seriously. Not our choice; the bass-player in the hubs’ band was/is a smart-ass.

My MIL died about a year ago and, going through her things, I came upon a HUGE BAG of her transcriptions of all of her sessions with “her psychic, Betty” from about 1983 through 2017, years that included my meeting and marrying my husband, her son. I was naturally most interested in the “me” years.

Apostrophes, common sense grammar, everything. The whole nine yards. I say it practically every week: It’s Whitney being Whitney and she never, ever, ever fails to fuck up, followed by the tag line: “The contempt for the reader is stunning.”

What the hell is your problem?

They do this at the Holiday Inn Long Beach Airport and it’s downright creepy. So I availed myself of a couple of their very, very nice bath towels.

And when he drops dead, all we’ll hear from his base will be, “He gave his life for the country he loved! You libtards killed him!” He’ll be a martyr. (I think the same thing about Stevie Nicks, who will have “given her life for rock ‘n’ roll...” but that’s another story.)

I think it’s reasonable to assume that 85% of the responses would trickle down to, “But her e-mails...!”

Whitney never, ever, ever lets us down.

All that squirming makes me itchy. An odd reaction, granted, but there it is. Stylists must have to sedate her to trim her damn bangs,

No mention of Eddie the Eagle?

That’s our Whitney. She manages to fuck-up every weekend, and she never fails. She’s irritating but reliable.

I think it’s just amazing that any of us makes it out relatively intact which, in itself, is a pretty fluid definition. With everything that’s been going on lately, we’re all either stronger than we think, or crazier.

Rotties are leaners, too. Disconcerting to have a 140 lb. dog walk up to you, sit on your foot and do The Lean. Rudy was a good dog.

Exactly the impression I’ve always gotten. She seems so needy and it’s as if she puts it right out there. Second-hand embarrassment for sure! (And I think she’d be wise to stay away from Emily!)

I’d be down for a reboot as long as it didn’t involve Pam. As I mentioned about a year ago, I think I’m the only person in the viewing universe who can’t abide her but was relieved to learn that I’m not. There aren’t a lot of us, but we’re out here!

Jaleel White seems to be “Drunk History’s” go-to guy, and he’s just hilarious. His Bass Reeves episode is in my Top 3 favorites, and I can’t think of the other 2 right now.

So this pretty much explains that photo of all the “girls” from a day or 2 ago, none of whom really much looked like themselves? The only ones I distinctly remember are Kim and Khloe, neither of whom looked “right” and I seem to recall thinking that what’s her name? The youngest one? Kylie? I thought that shot of her…