“Beanie Feldstein” is the best name I’ve heard in a long, long time. It’s the name we need these days.

Fair point. I’d like to try to redeem myself by putting Dodai at the very, very top of The List of The Best, and then one above that. :-)

It’s Whitney being Whitney. I can’t think of a single weekend when she hasn’t screwed the pooch in one way or another; the mis-steps are seriously cringe-inducing. 

Starred for “twee.”

Hang around Jez for a little longer. The snarky remarks about “old people” and our tastes, opinions and general annoyance about our existence are ubiquitous. Not glaring, but they’re there. The snark is misplaced, however, because we “of a certain age” just don’t care what people other than our families think about us…

Being a recovering catholic, I always just assume it’s all my fault. That shit stays with you for years and years.

“Caaaahhhbz ah heeeeeeaaaaaahhhh...” still makes me laugh too much.

That’s some Dance Step the Beebs is attempting up there. Yowza.

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Damn, that’s a nice rug. The dogs, of course, are even better.

I don’t thiink it’s satisfying at all because I’m betting the majority of them don’t think they did anything wrong. Their entitlement won’t let them. I’ll bet there aren’t nearly as many scared men out there as we’d like to think.

You know what? Forget it. I WAS going to go to bat for proper grammar and for caring about things like that and defend grammarians but in the end, it’s not going to matter. Proper grammar is going to go the way of the dodo, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it (obviously). There are more important things to…

But...but...turn “and Britney” into a parenthetical phrase (a sure-fire way to check one’s grammar) and what do you have? “11 years ago today, me invented the selfie.” Unforgivable. And way, way wrong.

I thought it just reinforces how poorly-educated some folks are, rich or not.

Maybe Whitney finally just gave up?

And I think I’m the only person in the world who hated Pam.

Whitney’s the most offensive/oblivious of the writers here; with all the complaints over all these weekends, I don’t understand why they turn her loose on us. It always seems as if she’s in the sandbox and most others are at least in high school, or on their way. Jezebel’s refusal to listen to its readers is taking a…

I grew up in a farming community of 2300 and never, EVER knew a farmer to take a vacation, or go fishing, or go to the stock car races. Never. Their wives went “into town,” their kids never went to the swimming pool or the one theater in town; I’ve never seen such a brutal life.

And where would you suggest we place the statue of limitations? Seems kind of important.

It’s probably a vessel sink. The plumbing for those things has to go halfway up the wall.