What about that really sexy rabbit who shows up every now and then to get Bugs out of a jam? What’s her deal? 

Ah, the Dennis Dodd whistle, a whine that can only be heard by CBS television viewers. 

Let me start off by saying that I hate LOATHE Cristiano Ronaldo with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. His stupid good looks, his stupid talent, his stupid hot girlfriend, his stupid money, all of it. This jackwagon is living MY best life, and because of it I’ll be a forever hater of all things CR.

So I was…

Whatever, I’m on the side of the schools that withdrew. It’s not like we look down on D2 schools for not trying to schedule D1's . Differences in payroll/scholarships are how we divide levels of competitiveness in every other sport, I don’t see why high school kids have to get the shit beat of them because otherwise…

At least as long ago as counterstrike became popular I guess? Half of that game is literally playing as a terrorist either holding hostages or trying to blow something up.

I’m pretty sure Rainbow Six Siege involves at points playing a side that is literally trying to murder millions.

Other than the fact that people get…

Fines won’t do shit. Asset seizures, felony charges, and lots of jail time are what’s needed. Robocalling and caller-ID spoofing need to fucking stop. The only automated phone call I want to get is from my pharmacy telling me that my prescription is ready for pick-up, god damn it.

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

In 2009, I was on a trip through Pittsburgh. I grabbed a cheap seat along the first base bag to see the Pirate play the Cardinals. I paid about 20 bucks and was sitting about 10 rows from first base. So I got to see Pujols play first base up close. Around the sixth inning, the Pirates were hitting. One of the…

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

I‘ve found that depression comes in many flavors.

No way he’s under 275. He’s probably 6' 1", three bills.

This guy was very casual about posting this kind of stuff and these people worked together everyday. This guy was the assistant chief, sorry but there is no way the chief, and probably lots of other officers, didn’t know this dude was a crazy racist and they were all OK with it enough to not do shit until the public…

Ben Lindbergh did that study with the help of a lab. Basically, the balls are definitely different and they can pinpoint an exact time in which they changed. https://theringer.com/2017-mlb-home-run-spike-juiced-ball-testing-reveal-155cd21108bc

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

In California, the carpool lane line is a pretty big deal. $271 fine for crossing into/out without a dashed line. It’s a solid white line and two solid yellow lines. Triple reminder not to cross because of this- the speed differential is sometimes huge. If I’m using the carpool lane in heavy traffic, it’s scary, I’m…