I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

Cocktail waitress marries LA shyster attorney, trades geriatric blow jobs for bankrolled videos and career in the gay club circuit, shallow twinks shimmy and shake to crafty, subversive lyrics, more shameless, delicious art from impresario Uncle Andy Cohen.

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

I was rooting for Khyna

pls add this to tweet beat it’s my fave of yesterday thank u bobby

Desi just breaking down in sobs and wailing about how his mother damaged him every time Marnie got mad at him is never not funny.

It should be noted that the fundraiser is for the Hillary Victory Fund, which does help Hillary’s campaign, but also donates to down-ticket races. This sort of funding is usually vital for smaller Democratic campaigns, who cannot acquire enough funding on their own to be competitive.

Because people will watch. *I* WILL WATCH, GODAMNIT! And I am not ashamed!

i know that good feminism means not making fun of other womens’ appearances, but

Speaking of RHOBH:

I hate this man. I hate that he says nothing and people keep talking to him regardless. I hate that people will think this is not inappropriate behavior. I hate that this woman’s looks will now determine whether or not she deserves it. I hate that anyone is asking him this morning to chime in on events, but no one has…

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

Are y’all following the Lisa Frank account on Facebook, ‘cause you should. It posts daily assaults on the eyes with kitschy phrases like, “You can’t make everyone happy, you are not pizza!” It’s mind boggling and I look forward to it daily.

It’s so, so paternalistic for men to tell women that they can’t have the choice to end a pregnancy because they might regret it. Don’t just control our bodies, feel free to pop into our heads and predict our thoughts!

“How can I hate women? Me mum’s one.”

You should have said - while waiting for her to reach the dogs - “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how much that thrills me.”

If this woman could talk...

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…