Interesting that the Wall-E picture used was a photo of the Lego version.

Now, I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, and I could say that Rufus found a kangaroo that followed Rufus home and now that kangaroo belongs to Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla.

Would this law keep kids from seeing a performance of Peter Pan?

The top of the not necessary list should be a bread maker.

If you want me to take off my shoes in your house, you’d better be providing clean complimentary slippers.

I kind of want Anita Hill to be on the list.

Bring back the Double Down

Is it a quarter or a half-dollar?  You say both.

Or maybe call it “Scream Scream Scream Scream Scream”

Is that the same color they put on pistachios?

You can buy lots of used books by color on ebay.

Does a custard pie count as a baked good or a gel?

What is Hawley’s alternative? Is he saying, “Don’t relieve your aggression through video games; go get in a fight with a stranger, and don’t relieve your sexual frustration through porn; go harrass women?”

Might as well just call them “targets.”

If “No Scrubs” were released today, would they be sued by Ed Sheeran for copying?

Do they mean opacity when they say transparency?

They also make it impossible for snowplows to completely clear the road. I’m pretty sure it sometimes snows in Chicago.

I still mostly think of her as the preschooler from “Day By Day” from before she had a last name. (And occasionally the queen in the awful “Dungeons and Dragons” movie)

To compromise, pick Kenan Thompson, who has portrayed both Steve Harvey and the host of Black Jeopardy.

Booty Judge Buttigieg