It’s the same trick, but you do have to choreograph fairly carefully, so that the performer is braced during the turns (you can see Astaire doing that in his video as well) and doing it live is a bit risky, just because it has a greater chance of going wrong than a normal performance,. although I imagine it’s much…

You have no idea how refreshing it is to see someone actually just say that they googled someone they didn’t know, rather than just responding with a wannabe snarky, hasn’t-been-funny-in-ages “Who?”

I had never heard of this person until I saw this article. I googled her name, and have to point out that she was born in December of 2001. A millennial she is not. Also, I have a really hard time grasping the concept that a person born after the September 11 attacks is now old enough to perform on SNL. Yes, I sound…

in the dub styyyyyyyyyyle

I ran every 2019 GMG article through a neural network and asked it to write me a sitcom script.

I feel like 2019's news is just being written by a random plot generator. 

This followed by the All Star remix of Snow’s “Anything for You” came up on a random Spotify playlist and for 8 minutes I became the “What you young folks know about this” auntie to my bewildered nephew. 

The fact that no one’s mentioned that the song is about abortion, makes this PERFECT.

Good for her for not knowing about it at the time. Good for her for being her usual class act about just learning of it now.

Still a banger after all these years.

These Russian bots are everywhere now

actually when you win it’s good

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Oof. At least it wasn’t Mickey’s?

Small fingernail beds. If your fingernails are stubby, I nope right out. I don’t quite understand why I find that so viscerally repellent, but there it is. It must speak to my subconscious, and I know better than to question it. If I find you beautiful before I see your hands, and then see the stubs? Lady-boner…

Film snobs. I work in VFX and having a guy berate my life’s work (“yeah motherfucker, I know these are cheesy movies, but fucking relax...”) was way too insufferable. He was a film student (rolls eyes)

I’d been on a couple very lovely dates with a lovely man. We were going to Netflix and Chill and went to a liquor store to grab some drinks before heading to my place. We split up to go pick out our respective drinks and he returned with.... Mike’s Hard Lemonade LIGHT. I feigned period cramps when we got back to my…

Dumped a guy over his heavy Boston accent. I just couldn’t handle the way he would talk during sex, saying “Oh my gawd, ya tits are ahwsome!”. It was like banging Ted.

The name Chad. Never met a Chad that was worth any amount of time. Continue to swipe left on all Chads without reading a single thing about them.

ohshit. You guys, Better was great and the video was fantastic, her cameo on Tempo was great, I cannot wait for this. This woman has been blowing my mind for over 20 years, it’s unreal.