Google “Obama baby pope” and behold the glory of Obama losing his shit over it. He was in hysterics. It’s one of my favorite memories from his WH photo, Pete Souza.

Can we donate to her college fund? This is what I want to know. 

Try Boden. Much of the stock is more casual than the beautiful dress in your example. Still, some of their work or special occasions dresses may be just what you’re looking for. Plus, they carry Petites and Tall Sizes. Prices are reasonable (esp. for the quality) and they have frequent sales. 

Speaking of Giuliani: “NEVER FORGET!”

Some poor kids are getting dragged to the WH Halloween party with the Trumps today.

Caught my very quickly ex boyfriend shagging my very definately ex friend a week before Halloween but pretended I didnt. Waited until both of them were passed out drunk at the Halloween party. Dumped a bottle of nair in her hair and super glued his dick to his leg. 

When I lived in New York, I was invited to a Halloween party that was happening after I got off work in the UES. I was having a pretty shitty day and not sure if I could handle going to a party. My friend coerced me into going and gave me a fake mustache as a costume. I was already wearing a red and white baseball…

Don’t feel guilty. Nobody interested in you would tell you listening to records was more fun than banging you or women in general. 

Well she tried to be vague about it in that Huffington Post interview that published earlier this week:

I didn’t think her politics were a secret? She’s done fundraising for Democrats and Planned Parenthood in the past.

I’ve only ever micro dosed on mushrooms and it’s a completely different experience.  Things are mostly the same, just clearer.  Colors are brighter, outlines of objects are sharper, the world is just overall 25% more beautiful. I really enjoy it.  I could see how a small dose would help with anxiety and lead to an…

This series is not based at all on the previous TV series, it is based on The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, which is a reimagining / more in-depth take on the the original Sabrina comic that would appear in Archie comics. The previous TV series was based on that comic, but two things based on one original source…

This show is explicitly about Sabrina rejecting the patriarchal system of hell. Are you saying patriarchy shouldn’t be depicted in the media?

Can confirm via a friend who has a minor business connection with Jay-Z (ie: is an assistant to an assistant level peon): Beyonce is nice and gracious to underlings, which tells me all I need to know about her.

It doesn’t, that’s literally the review’s point

[jots note] ....find white guy with dreads.

The method described on Erowid is pretty manageable, really...

Saw the pic, saw the headline word “micro” and assumed this was another Trump penis article. So glad that it wasn’t!

i can’t give the full story without doxxing, but a friend of a friend once had a one-night stand with a pro ball player. she reported that the sex was fine, definitely not great, but what sealed the whole experience for her was that as soon as he finished he looked at her and goes “Boom. You just had sex with [says…

Beyonce is infinitely nicer to crew members, service workers, and humans in general. Beauty comes from within.