I think I'd prefer Darth Vader as my father. 

Does the kid know?

Denise was a goddamn saint. She took the next wives KIDS when she went into her tail spin to give them a stable environment.

Denise Richards is another superstar that Charlie Sheen does not deserve. 

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.

But.... I’ve been watching this show on Netflix for the past month. Have I been watching something else? Am I living in the future? Am I a Future Man? Am I THE Future Man? I AM FROM THE FUTURE ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

he thinks he is doing a good and telling us all of us will be poor if he is impeached??? honestly, i would like to test that theory

“Without this thinking,” he said, pointing to his head, “you would see numbers that you wouldn’t believe.”

Later, after the divorce, “Melania wasn’t a very good wife. I saw her once a year, around Christmas. Terrible in bed. Not a 10.” Later, after the disowning, “Don Jr.? Never talked to him. Think I saw him once in New York, across the room at restaurant.” Later, at the check-in center in Hell, “Donald Trump? The guy was…

When the story broke that Jennifer was dragging her feet on the divorce, my first instinct was that it has nothing to do with reconciling or punishing him. It is about having the legal right to help with rehab and medical stuff.

Jen is a god damn saint because I would have left him hanging long ago. 

The only reason he knows is there is a judge there that shot down one of his travel bans and he whined about it.

also Parks & Rec!

Does J.Lo age in reverse or something?

... And then at 45, you hit an oil-patch. 

What bet did that poor guy lose to have to be on stage with Trump?

Let me be the first to say:

“Where’s the Collusion? They made up a phony crime called Collusion, and when there was no Collusion they say there was Obstruction (of a phony crime that never existed). If you FIGHT BACK or say anything bad about the Rigged Witch Hunt, they scream Obstruction!”

Absolutely loved this movie, I couldn’t stop grinning the whole time! All the feels for this one - I know a lot of people get thrown off by the fact they’re in high school but as someone in their late 20's I definitely found it easy to relate to and heartfelt