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Me, just before “Superstar”: If Judas doesn’t descend from the ceiling in a fringed jumpsuit I’ma be pissed.

Dutch guy here, yup our crime rates are pretty low even though we have our fair share of immigrants/refugees. Goldberg insinuates that we actually have high crime rates, but that those are suppressed by the press (which they aren't). Mostly our low crime rates stem from evil socialist stuff like providing affordable

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

“could Donald— for once— actually get a suit or tux that fits him?”

So, they’re opening the Tom Tom Club. It’s already been done, guys.

Here is my favorite one from the World Cup because of the story behind it. England manager Gareth Southgate consoling Colombia’s Mateus Uribe moments after Uribe’s crucial missed penalty in England’s shootout win over Colombia. It’s unique in that 22 years ago, Southgate missed a shootout kick against Germany that led

“Harley customers are not happy with their move - sales are down 7% in 2017.”

Happy 4th of July! Arguably the worst American holiday, from the casual celebration of binge-drinking to the

I will leave this gem for you to ponder:

Trump blocked me back in 2015. I’m so proud of this I had it printed on my current business cards!

Wow, gun violence AND an assault on a free press all in one? It’s like the conservative dream. 

Why do they have to be relateable? Why the hell does any of that crap even matter?

Yeah, how dare a pop culture site write about two of the biggest artists of the last 20 years. The fuck were they thinking?