jbparks941
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jbparks941

...all of whom pronounced my name like it rhymed with “telly”...

Subscribing to her general life adventures, please.

You’ll have to pry my door out of my cold dead hands, you f*cking republican door control nuts!

Already started. The excuse is that she was looking down, thus obviously reading a script and, you know, not being a shy teenager who had just survived an atrocity and might have been in a state of shock.

Republicans will violate fire code before they’ll think about regulating guns.

I had no idea I should be grateful that my MDMA trips with friends went nothing like that, but here I am.

Most of the soundtrack is not in the movie. Most of it is score music done by Ludwig Goransson.

Yeah, when the headline was some elite director hated Black Panther, I was expecting the usual, and no entirely unfair, criticism of the commercialism or poor treatment of revolution politics. Instead he’s a white grandma from 1992, scared and offended by that there R&B music.

5HTP helps some. 

A year later and I have been invited to ‘brieing parties’

While us plebes are still doing whippets out of the cheese whiz canister.

Probly bought the ticket just so he could tell that story about walking out.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

I did an event with Giuliani about 10 years ago. In the weeks leading up to the event, I had multiple calls with his people to understand what his needs and expectations were that day, including security. They kept telling me there were no needs, he was easygoing, blah blah.

God, too bad we can’t just bury all the shit that came after 9/11. I wish we could throw away guiliani, ICE, homeland security, TSA, never ending war, it’s all terrible.

It took me a minute and then I was like “right! they did this on purpose!!” Because that last Vanity Fair cover with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon was pretty close to this. Once I got through the uncanny valley I loved it, especially McKinnon’s leg.