You said that you didn’t have empathy for them. The question was never if they were going to be your best friend. You’re coming off a tad sociopathic.

Having watched two episodes and read two recaps, I really wish someone else were writing these. Predictably, this review focused on horror tropes. Predictably, it also complained about how it’s inferior to the source material. Predictably -- perhaps inevitably -- it missed the deftness of the storytelling, the way…

Good for you, you have the same taste in entertainment as a ten-year-old.

You have insanely, stupidly low standards.

The intelligence of the recent Batman movies haven’t been about the personal drama, they’re about the philosophical underpinning and portrayal of urban decay and counterterrorism.

You’re putting way too much thought into this.

Fantastical silliness? What in the world are you talking about? Comic books have regularly tackled heavy hitting issues, and while most of the time historically they take a less serious aspect, this hasn’t been the case for 30 years! We’re not talking about a Dora the Explorer or Blues Clues movie, we’re talking about…

Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Dark Knight, V for Vendetta just off the top of my head were all reasonably smart, compelling movies that touched on the political and cultural zeitgeist without losing anything in their cool action sequences.

I think that’s the problem the author is having with this movie. It’s hard to escape into a movie when the dialogue, action, and plot are so shitty you feel like you’re watching an adaptation of a 15 year old’s fan fiction. If there are so many fuckups that are so egregious that you find yourself saying, “That was…