These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

To help them corner the market, I’m assuming the Sixers’ scouting report on Emeka Okafor was written by Clarence Beeks.

I’ll be ‘that guy.’

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

Plus it’s not like the fuel that Sherman uses is going to burn hot enough to destroy Russell Wilson’s foundation.

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

I want to hear Hubie Brown talk about fucking.

I would pay so much money if Netflix released a MST3K commentary track for all their original shows.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

Rent To Own: Lobster Meat (Me) In Temecula

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

In West Virginia, beef between Cousins usually results in marriage.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

“He should be ember assed for such an opalescence missed steak.”
- Emmitt Smith 

It’s just sign language - he was asking for jerky.

Disney Studios and Ghost House Pictures are proud to present: Cars 4

Not sure what is crazier, the trailer, or what I just read here.

Thank you! I also work in analytics for a marketing agency and we almost always advocate for the honest approach, because misleading customers increases drop-off somewhere, which is just bad work and bad business. Drive high CTR with click bait and you aren’t going to generate quality traffic. Also, I hate seeing my…

The only person I’ve seen skate by for longer with questionable skills, all while hovering around 500, is Jason Whitlock.