To help them corner the market, I’m assuming the Sixers’ scouting report on Emeka Okafor was written by Clarence Beeks.

I’ll be ‘that guy.’

“Sanchez is going to wear it,” Pedro Martinez said. “Cheap shots will stay around the league for ever.”

Plus it’s not like the fuel that Sherman uses is going to burn hot enough to destroy Russell Wilson’s foundation.

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

I want to hear Hubie Brown talk about fucking.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

Rent To Own: Lobster Meat (Me) In Temecula

Reporter: “Russ, what’s fashion week been like?”

In West Virginia, beef between Cousins usually results in marriage.

-gate is for your parents’ scandals. This, obviously, should be known as DickieLeaks.

“He should be ember assed for such an opalescence missed steak.”
- Emmitt Smith 

It’s just sign language - he was asking for jerky.

Disney Studios and Ghost House Pictures are proud to present: Cars 4

Not sure what is crazier, the trailer, or what I just read here.

The only person I’ve seen skate by for longer with questionable skills, all while hovering around 500, is Jason Whitlock.

Addition: Mater and Sally are having an affair, and when Lightning is catching on to it, Mater and Sally decide to clip his brake lines so that he will die and Sally can collect his life insurance. They take the life settlement and run off to Central America where they pay off local politicians to keep them safe.

The only thing that truly bothered me, and detracted from my viewing experience, was the rather generous use of the Laugh Track in the studio shots. That really bugged me.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”