In a different time, under different circumstances, I think Donald Trump and Bill Clinton could have been really great buddies.

Translation: Goodell pulled out

He didn’t own you...you just had a shitty, uninformed, poorly researched take. Which, based on your body of work, is your specialty.

Fiddy’s requirements in a car are, and I quote:

For all his difficulties with his fellow players during his career, I’m finding post-retirement, post-American steroid freakout, post-return to baseball Barry Bonds to be a revelation. He offers legitimate insights into both player dynamics and the technical side of baseball elements, and genuinely seems to be…

And that’s how lacrosse players are conceived

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

Toronto sports fans are upset because they know there is no reason to discuss what happens in the playoffs in May.

I really hope Nick Denton has had the opportunity to read Tyler’s work, because he’s presented a realistic, workable alternative to his current business model.

I haven’t seen a defending Masters champion drop eight shots in three holes since Tiger Woods back in 2006.

That is very clearly not a crossover.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

Since it’s a Northrop project the most obvious legacy name would be the Black Widow.

Greg Olsen: “I told you we shouldn’t have let Russell Wilson do a guest verse.”

You realize he’s quoting a movie, right? I mean, Harbaugh’s definitely still crazy in general, but in this case he’s just quoting a conspiracy theorist in “Shooter”.

Theeeeeese are nice.

Typical millennial. All meme meme meme.

Marshawn Lynch - “Lick the gun, lick the gun, lick the gun.” And various other things he said leading up to the Super Bowl.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."