just a bit outside, the box.

Bill Buckner was actually sitting in the row in front of them. When everyone started trying to look under his seat, he growled, “Don’t you f***in’ dare.”

Trump may very well be a coke user. That’s what I’m hearing. Many, many people are telling me very interesting things about Mr. Trump’s habits. Many very credible people. Super credible people. Without a doubt.

I’ve seen this Seinfeld, turns out it was the sweater.

I doubt it, football players at Auburn aren’t known to have a strong defense.

Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

The truth is that neither Cousins nor any other QB who is not named Brady (and potentially not even him) could succeed in this league while playing for an absolute shit coaching staff with a megalomaniacal, Napoleonic moron as the team owner. It’s just not going to happen.

I have an explanation - Jay Gruden is a shitty head coach who only has a career in NFL coaching because of daddy’s last name.

The implication of Thaler and Massey’s work is that teams should trade away their first-round picks. They should stockpile players in the second and third rounds, who can be paid a lot less and are nearly as good. This is how you build a winning football team.

They should make him go to all the home games at the LA Coliseum this year, and not be allowed to leave until the game is over. That would be a punishment.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

Bombastic

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

This act will henceforth be known as Ruffin the nuts.

Yeah! Who cares about quantifiable data and expert analysis from people who do that sort of thing for a living. You’ve got a preexisting belief, and goddammit if anybody’s gonna make you change your mind!

One game? Good thing he didn’t hit a dog with a belt.

“Michigan is totally going to make the playoff!”