Smokey and the Bandit 4 really took the franchise in a new, darker direction. 

No kidding, couldn’t they use a 737 Max for Trump?

My problem is that reading it makes me hungry.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

except that Draymond Green made a phenomenal play to leap out from fronting Marc Gasol

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

not much, just dad jokes.

What about treating Magneto as a bigger threat, a la Thanos lite, and not featuring him in every damn movie? There are so many other villains and characters to focus on.

Reese’s rankings time!

Egg>Tree>Pumpkin>Big Cup>Standard>Mini>>>>>>Reese’s Pieces Embedded Shit

Here are the definitive Reese’s Cup Rankings:

There are new candy bars.  They are called protein bars. 

What if - hear me out - we had a utensil that combined the scooping ability of a spoon with the stabbing ability of a fork? I don’t know what we’ll call it but there’s probably a portmanteau that will work.

Sorry, but this is not open to discussion, what I said IS CANON!

Yeah, I saw them on SNL and they were embarrassing. Not only were they terrible sounding, they looked like they were wearing “hippy” costumes they found at a Halloween store.

Real heads know Reese’s Easter eggs have the perfect peanut butter to chocolate ratio.

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

Resse’s, which is the only true perfect mass-marketed candy bar, is hyping it’s new Reese’s peanut butter cup with Reese’s pieces in it and it is total bullshit. The worst thing is now they are everywhere and I can’t find a BIG CUP, which is the only acceptable alternative to classic Reese’s.

If I’m honest, I hate donks less than I hate stanced cars. At least donks can defeat speedbumps and mildly graded driveway aprons.

Sayonerrera.