My commute is 4:30 AM and on a stretch 3 lines wide. Yet somehow, even at that hour, there’s always 3 assholes pacing each other at 5 under the limit.

Is that other truck a Ferd Fteenthousand?

Billy Joel has also expressed concern but refused to accept responsibility along with Dana White for the fire. 

Did these bad boys come with a manual?

Alice’s for lunch? I’m in if you are.

I troll a lot of posts anytime anyone mentions a Corvette simply because I own one (a C5) but I do like that you mentioned it here as there is some relation to your topic that I’ll try and explain (from my view point).

Maybe I’ll get taken to task, too, but I bought a GT4 as a prize for myself a couple years ago. Since the summer of ‘16, I’ve put 5200 miles on it. ...It’s that low for a couple reasons.
1. I do get legitimately nervous about the liability involved (in other words, I never should’ve bought it, since I’m scared to drive…

Anyone do an LS swap. I mean 5L seems somewhat paltry.

There’s only one Hertz Corvette I want, and there’s literally only one left.

Is your friend Robert Kraft??

One of the risk factors is that lack of movement in the legs for long periods of time can result in clots forming in the veins, that then get dislodged and travel to the lungs some time later. The fact that he just flew to Australia makes this seem like a reasonable possibility.

I bet it goes something like this - You have herpes.

I actually like Suzuka.

I have a blue interior in mine and love it.

It’s pretty nice - too bad he couldn’t do a better job of de-skanking the driver’s side carpet. But never mind that.

What in the Charger x M5 x Kia Stinger is this? Am I looking at a new GTA V car?

What’s Kris Humphries up to?

I was getting on the freeway to go to a date a few years ago and a duck landed right in front of me. I swerved around the body, but clipped its beak with my fender. I looked back at it in my mirror to see its head spinning like a top as it collapsed on the road. It was a heavy handed metaphor for how the date would…

“Hey, I left that server who did an awesome job a whole $1 on that $100 check. I didn’t stiff him.”

That’s why I use Canola oil and change it every 50 miles!