Wow... I always assumed Richard Simmons never fathered any children. Good for him.

Is that Tony Stewart?

2010 Honda Fit Sport. Automatic, of course.

Do you like movies about gladiators?

DOES HE LIKE BEER THOUGH?!

Love the paint thickness gauge photo...although I’m sure Tracy uses a similar rust thickness gauge to grade his possible purchases.

More like give me back my Molson you hoser.

I looked at some of those in Orange County ... sadly most of them are now in the middle of the city so that sucks with windows all around looking at a high fence.

[moves arms erratically. he is now so committed to the dance, he willfully ignores all his gaping mortal wounds]

Some day I’d love to build an Eichler type home in my atea. Sure the glass might be expensive, but they aren’t very large so it would have to be a nice property as resale would be crap as it’s not 4,000 sq ft with 5 baths.

Why is that man standing in the back of a Ranchero, with the tailgate up, holding a saddle despite there being no other horses around?

[starts with the Jazz Hands. grant8418 knows full well most dancing is in the hands]

[disagrees in Interpretative Dance]

I wanted one of these so badly back in the day:

Having owned and driven a 935 in anger, I’m sorry say that a simulator is NOT “like driving it in real life”. No simulator can “simulate” what it’s actually like driving across the start/finish line at Daytona at 200+ mph or going down the back straight at Sebring over the concrete runway at 170 mph (before it was…

NASCAR fans: “Can 550 HP cars still crash into one another?”

smaller turbo engine mounted further back in the engine bay

I have definitely seen that called a penalty.

I am and don’t call me Shirley