y’all are barking up the wrong tree:

The 2022 Escalade will be comfortably bigger in every dimension.

True’s middle name is TV, which means she is the product of graphic stupidity among two parents who compete to embarrass each other.

Maybe John Olerud had the right idea all along.

The Prancing Moose badges had been produced & sold by longtime Volvo enthusiast Dave Barton, until last week or so when Volvo sent their lawyers after him. (I bet you can still find some on eBay though.)

VWs are reliable.

BMW once made a car with working turn signals.

Here.

Glad she’s not a proctologist, or we would be looking at some serious shit right about now.

Los Gatos police had to deal with the crime wave of kids using non-biodegradable water balloons last summer... so, they deal with really serious criminal activity.

Hearing the Pista serves to remind me that the 355 was the high water mark of Ferrari V8 engine sound.

You couldn’t outrun a Segway?

They sure did get me good for jaywalking away from my broken-down car two summers ago.

I mean, I just, booze is the fucking devil. I’ll be 100% honest, weed is a MUCH better alternative and I’m not being sarcastic, I’m absolutely serious

Uhm, shouldn’t they be focused on just surviving 2018 right now? If they can’t hit 5,000 units per week soon, they may as well daydream about starting Death Star production for all it matters.

Have...have you traveled with my family and I?

No...It’s her grandfather’s former roommate!