Molon Labe...another entry into my things that have dirty sounding names but aren’t series.

Every type of seating on planes sucks more than a 747 piano bar of the past. I wanna smoke 2 packs unfiltered and drink old fashions at 35k feet as I cross time zones.

Post said poem or it didn’t happen. I need something to take the piss outta.

Bought an ap1 s2000 for 11.5k in 2008 (65k miles suzuka blue, yeah recession!) and it was sublime. But my herniated l5-s1 made entry/egress hell and I had to sell it.

We gotta work 24-7 in the Bay Area to afford our crappy $2000 studio apartments.

You pay extra for this as an option on a Porsche.

And you have required penecillin shots on the following weekend.

How about Nissan starts making the R34 ag ain w/ modern safety/ emissions/ worldwide certs/ updated I6.

Ace? Gary?

What advantages to these cars have over a train? Which I can also afford.

He needs the run his finances right up their donkey.

Everybody knows that damn scooter belongs at the bottom of a lake.

Buttress

One angle looked like side vents.

Yeah, but the Lotus side air intakes don't look like shit.

Evija is a word that sounds dirty but isn’t. eg: pupusa, spatchcock, angina, cumquat.

Deca-Durabahhhlin

Raised at Selig Family Farms of greater Milwaukee.

Meh

They’ve all been totaled by sucky drivers who don’t stay in their lanes and also pull out right in front of you from parking lots and go 5 under. Seriously, these are the #1 badrivermobiles on earth.