Not in Sacto thou shalt

Turd sandwich or giant douche?

8 seed ceiling

Red Vines, no.

Don't apply your logic games around here, professor poopypants.

Fix the Lexus when stuff breaks? No Lexus has ever had stuff break.

You putzes should use the awesome NYC subway to get to work anyway. There have no complaints about that at all. Whiners.

Well...Portis does have one good use. He is usually cheap on Grift Kings and takes enough shots to get good fantasy value.

Still the best

You got a lemon. 

Her and Shkreli should have to fight live on PPV.

This is the correct take.

I'm predicting that I will remain annoyed that the whole thing isn't televised.

The mx6 was not a bad car. Its v6 in the LS trim was overengineered like a brick shithouse. Ok, the 4 banger was a POS. Rest of list...ok, agreed.

I have a sudden urge to play the classic "Lemmings" video game.

How well will these work with my $900 plasma direct ignition coil system? Double the plasma equals double increase in benefit? Correct?

Either way, he wouldn’t be wasting his money.

Article car: meh

Pinto. Easily.