My entire take away from the article: can one go in and buy the ITBs over the parts counter?

No such thing as a giant piece of Japanese equipment. Hey-oh!

Does it line up?

I hit the sack

Not faster than a vette? FAIL.

Carl’s Jr. ....fuck you, I’m eating.

Calm down Francis.

Looks like a fucking desk lamp.

Harold Dong. Why wasn't Harold Dong invited to the dance?

Le Meh

So, members of the Grosjean family are tasked with driving the sweepers at Barber?

Some folks will never eat a toad, then again some folk’ll

Fire the whole grid. Hire the whole Grosjean family.

Is Harold Dong on there?

You need more land yacht.

This...but save up til 15k minimum dollarbucks is at hand. 

I can imagine the phone convo or email. "Id like to chargeback my taters."

This doohickey, not enough pressure to wash off your dingleberries.

He would have paid 68k for it...allegedly.

Yup, Italian reliability.