“Ooooo. Look, a clean barn find.”

Fair enough. Not a motorcycle, but give me Switchblade for the win. Conspiracy: Miles Mayhem and Mr. Belvedere, same person.

Coolest fictional motorcycle? M.A.S.K. says NO!

I don’t give 2 fux as long as I get a blue Gazoo Corolla hatch in the U.S.

Whoa whoa whoa, dont blame the car industry, chief.

Glass transmission

Or the counterpart rsx type S built on same platform.

We gotta move these refrigerators.

Is Andrew Bogut still free and not broken?

Nope, fresh outta the Hennesey shop

Just drop a 70 Cuda body on it...should bolt right up.

So, pork filled Pao or shrimp filled Pao?

D-Trace has 300 hours worth of rust removal waiting for you when you get done. Its good ol' domestic American rust though, no engineering required except how to give yourself your own tetanus shot.

“boom, boom, fizz, bang!” Is it the anti-lag? NYET!

Hahaha, goodwill to all!

GIVE ME Rs200 OR GO TO HELL!!!

Ball of dope for the hooplehead cocksucker.

Bring on the Ford Rs200 story or there better be coal in your stockings.

So, its an EJ 2.5 liter of possible unknown origin with assumed 80k mileage on it....what could possibly go wrong in the next 20k miles? CRACK PIPE!

The correct answer is the Cheech and Chong van made outta weed.