Bring on the Ford Rs200 story or there better be coal in your stockings.

So, its an EJ 2.5 liter of possible unknown origin with assumed 80k mileage on it....what could possibly go wrong in the next 20k miles? CRACK PIPE!

The correct answer is the Cheech and Chong van made outta weed.

Attention: this is what happens when you get a useless art history degree.

Someone put a lot of lipstick on that turd.

The Mazda Courier rotary pickup is also set to return in 2023. It will have a wankel winch. Wankel winch is also the name of my band from high school.

I use panda skin oil with 10% condor liver oil.

I use Whole Foods 365 synthetic, which is.   .....the exact same stuff as Amazon oil.

Who has read the bottle already and found out who manufactures this stuff. Dont wanna sift thu 235 responses if already posted.

I wanna make "grundletronic" badges to see if the joke gets caught.

Don’t do it unless you change your own oil. I took the type S badges off my RSX and the one time I had my oil changed by a shitty shop (threw back out), they put the wrong viscosity in. I caught it quickly.

I've seen lots of Corollas in East San Jose with Type R badges.

Go oil your beard with your mason jar of small batch artisinal beard oil while riding your fixie.

Sufjan Stevens, a crappy hipster multi instrumentalist. I went back to school to get my RRT license recently, was surrounded by hipsters.

Quiet, hipster. Go reminisce about sugar cereal and listen to Sufjan.

Both will be broken by next week. They only count as temporary features.

So now we have moved on to where rich hipster trustfund babies even put a sense of irony in their Porsches. Walk face first into a door of dicks.

I can make jumpshots on your mom’s front. Heyyyy-oh!

4x8 million. I feel soooooo bad for him.

Did he have the master headroom?