Easy to come in second place when the amount of electric trucks sold in March just edges out the number of beers I drank

That would almost mean something if Ford hadn’t sold more F-150 Lightnings than all the rest combined.

There’s also important missing context:

Yeah, your choices are:

“The Second Most Popular Electric Truck On The Market”

Agreed. If engaging in an activity brings about negative consequences, why do it? Yes, I understand the addiction to the mentally stimulating ‘constant scroll’ people get from mindless social media get. Maybe show a little upper reasoning and just say no. 

I have an even better idea. If looking at your phone in the car makes you sick, maybe just... Don’t do that?

Totally, use Telsa as a stop gap and find something else.

Not quite enough right wing conspiracies, but otherwise, spot on.

There’ no fucking way I would go back to a company that fired me on the whims of a child. This is the kind of business strategy you get from a guy whose reaction to opposition is ‘Go fuck yourself’, or as he put stupidly put it, ‘G. F. Y.’

>and also posting this comment without even the tiniest sense of irony

>posting this comment without even the tiniest sense of irony

I’d like to propose a 100% woke tax on any car that isn’t a Telsa. And now that full self driving will be ready next week (roughly), and I have all my workers focused on finding another job rather than doing quality work, combined with supercharger folks I just hired back that can’t stop shaking, Telsa’s are more…

I get the impulse because he’s such a tool and so many of his customers are cultists, but Tesla is a truly innovative new and successful American company that truly disrupted the industry. If Tesla were to fail, Elon and his vast billions would simply go on to another venture unscathed, while the hundreds of thousands…

“Tesla also forced China car companies to go EV”

Just EVs? Thank goodness.

As a technology professional who has been burned by countless knock-offs and garbage products (many sold by Amazon), I mostly support these tariffs. It’s too nuanced and above my pay grade to really dive in, but...

He won't think that when the Chinese retaliate and make Teslas twice as expensive over there. That's one of their biggest markets. 

Such a good idea.