Tesla will never make a robotaxi. Unless they buy a company with the tech. And even then, they’ll find a way to cut corners and fuck it all up.

It’s unfortunate that when this company finally collapses (as it should), the only people who will lose out are regular workers while the lunatic who destroyed the whole thing will walk away richer than ever. Even knowing that it’s hard not to root for Tesla to completely implode.

Musk is in too deep and he’s not trying to keep up above in his head, instead he’s going under.

Tesla will never solve autonomous driving. Hell, they can’t even manufacture a normal car to satisfactory standards.

“I desperately need to justify paying what I did for a Tesla, please look at my pictures and believe that this thing will have any resale value” - All recent Tesla buyers

It’s such a joy watching this company destroy itself.

Oh yeah they occupy an abandoned Sears parking lot that I pass in my commute. And the top level of a parking structure of a sleepy mall nearby. All flashing headlights in unison sometimes.

I wouldn’t buy one of these things for a negative interest rate.

Coming soon: “Abandoned Mall in Mysterious Fire” headline.

Good thing Elmo fired all of the people who actually work on promoting/selling those cars!

60% of the vehicles listed are Hyundai/Kia—ouch.

I am going to assume this is sarcasm and give us a star but it’s hard to tell with the Tesla-cult people around here 

You forgot the /s

“Sean Hollonbeck forced the driver out of the car and onto the ground and has since been charged with false imprisonment and aggravated assault with a weapon”

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Yes, it worked perfectly for 34 miles!

“An otherwise very reliable product” lmao, stop it

Made me smile!

I doubt it was even required. When somebody realizes they’ve made an $80k mistake it’s not uncommon for them to go “above and beyond” in their own mental gymnastics to convince themselves they’re thrilled with the experience. Tesla stans seem to exist in this baseline state of self-delusion most of the time anyway.