A 1989 Ford Thunderbird Super Coupe, purchased I believe around 1994. It was, for the time, a beautiful automobile, quite fast and handled well. It also shed parts like nothing I’ve ever seen. From water pump, steering rack, electrical issues, radiator, air conditioning, things would fail faster than I could get them…

 Outstanding, many stars.

Look, Ashleigh, Ashlee, Ashli, Ashlie, Ashly, and Greyson need a way to get to soccer, fuck the planet.

So instead of 12 of them at every light, I only have to see 11 now. I’ll take it.

Who is this vehicle for?

Compensation for a certain shortcoming.

They literally wrap the whole car. Really makes the panel gaps less noticeable. 

Can I add full self driving to my hypothetical truck?

There’s like 10 restaurants at our local “International” mall and I always end up at Cheesecake Factory and I always walk out happy.

War 0-2 indeed.

This is a very unique type of depreciation Musk has invented here.

1) Some Karen in a 5000 lb SUV facing backwards screaming at her kids.

You seriously need to check yourself if you’re financing this Fascist by purchasing his products.

FIFY

Your Alfa Romeo started?

Not even close. The Supra skinned BMW. And before you ask, yes, I’ve seen it in person many times. It’s even worse.

$5000 taillights aren’t helping either:

Insurance is ballooning out of control to compensate.

Lawyers typically get 30% of a settlement, correct?

Allow one option per drink. It’s the jackasses ordering a latte with 15 different customizations that holds everything up.