“Tears on the jorts and New Balances”

Free paint sealant on this one.

Has there ever been an Alfa for sale without a big box of parts?

Why do famous singers always date ugly dudes?

I just threw up in my mouth substantially.

Maybe if it was a Saab as there are Saab fanatics out there.

Scumbag.

The Alfas are in the service dept by the time you negotiate that discount. Queue Mr. Anecdotal that’s had one for a year or two and it’s been “problem free”.

Oh totally, the Americans would both be dead by this point.

“Mega Group” - odd, sounds legit.

I thought Canadians just politely disagreed.

Probably still very easy to steal.

Is Travis Kelce good looking? Just not seeing it.

Let’s go 911 with the “tiptronic” for this one. Really just a slush box with “some” degree of manual control, it would still upshift if it thought you were being bad.

Good thing they’re getting rid of Carplay / AA so we have to use their crap then.

Tampa. Same shit lol.

Most stop lights:

If you are funding this guy by buying his products, you seriously need to check yourself.

The entire world has turned into Karen - ferrying Jayden, Hayden, Kayden and Grayson to little league and sitting in the Starbucks drive through line that’s 50 suvs deep rather than walking inside where there’s no line at all.

“a body designed in MS Paint”