She fucked Elon.

This brings me much joy.

Tesladouche will herald this as the most significant advance in automotive design since the invention of the wheel.

FSD will be ready by Feb 30th, I swear!

My thought exactly. 

Whatever this is:

OMG, those 84's self-destructed. I wouldn’t go near this year for free.

Nissan - the “buy here pay here” brand. Anytime I see a Nissan anything on the road I back off several car lengths.

He just ruins everything.

Best decision ever, masochist edition.

He’s relatively embarrassing to begin with.

That little dirt patch is about as far offroad as I would take my stupid 9,000 pound EV.

“The dealers have pointed to a lack of demand for less-than-affluent customers”

His personhood just screams douche.

What if one wants gas station sushi?

Oh man, those were the worst. 

The correct answer.

The Plymouth Duster ad from 1984. I thought this ad was weird. IN 1984.

I always thought these were really good looking. I’ve heard absolute nightmares about their reliability though.

Valid for Nissan owners, the rest of us do buy insurance.